Terror groups in Africa puppeteered by West over UN assassination

By Riyaa Lakhani (Del of KCNA) Pyongyang, May 3 – Not all countries are capable of progressing from an imperial history as effectively as the DPRK. Some, like those in Sahel, meet the same fate as the traitor ROK (Republic of Korea commonly known as South Korea) – being nothing more than a medium, a puppet for the US to inflict more atrocities. 

Following the killing of the UN Secretary General in a brutal manner, fingers were immediately pointed to the faultless China, whose mine in Mali unfortunately happened to be the site where the killer met with his employers. Despite stronger, more substantial evidence condemning France and Sudan, the terrorist groups of Sahel – namely Boko Haram, ISSP, ISWAP, and Cameroon were manipulated into attacking a critical Chinese investment in Mali on the behalf of hostile states like the US. 

A representative of ISWAP claimed that they “loved” the late Secretary General, but it is not realistically within the realm of possibility for a terrorist organization to ever love the council meant to secure global peace. Unless of course, the council itself is only an illusion pretending to be working towards peace and security while actually being a medium for the US to push its self-serving agenda onto the world. This is the truth, as in a less formal setting the ISWAP representative added the reason terror organisations were so ironically appreciative of the late Secretary General, which is that he let them run rampant and barely took any action against them to restore regional stability. 

What has taken place essentially is that weak post-imperialist nations are succumbing to western ploys to concentrate power and disrupt the development of threatening nations like China, whose only fault it was to have invested their resources in a region full of fools. This can be extended to the DPRK as well, as the UNSC has unjustly imposed several sanctions on the country and the traitor ROK remains a mere pawn controlled by the US. At any given point the enemy US could exploit ROK’s innumerable weaknesses to attack the DPRK in an act of terror disguised as “preventative measures” in Boko Haram’s words – Thus making the war-mongering US the single greatest threat to global peace and order. 

Like Rodong Sinmun, KCNA condemns these terror organizations for unfairly harming a blameless Chinese investment, urges for further militarisation, and warns the country that even the smallest negligence in upholding our Juche can lead to absolute destruction.